0Batmobile1Henchmen2JokertitleNodeKatie Fletcherclick to continueroad1Batman and Robin are taking a leisurely drive through the countryside, enjoying the winter wonderland outside the grim confines of Gotham.click to continueroad1The Batmobile has heated Batseats, so neither Jack Frost nor the dasterdly Mr. Freeze can put the chill on this fine day. Robin: Gee, Batman, who'd think there would be so much natural goodness so close to the filth of Gotham! Batman: Yes, Robin. It gives one hope to see what beauty springs from the sweet breast of Mother Nature. Robin: Hehe. Uh, right Batman. You said it!click to continueroad1Batman: Say, Robin, did you hear that noise? Robin: Jumping jinglebells, Batman! click to continueroad1A foul stench wafts through the Batmobile, its odor magnified by the hot air blowing from the heater in the dashbboard. click to continueroad21Batman, what is that smell?road11Robin, did you remember to put on the snow tires on the Batmobile?road1Robin: (Those are the smooth, shiny ones, right?)3000road3The Batmobile has lost a wheel.... Robin: This is no place for a breakdown! Batman: Sinister sabotage, indeed. But we need not fear Gotham's miscreants in this tranquil countryside. click to continueroad1The chill air suddenly fills with the angry buzz of two-stroke motors. click to continueroad3Robin: Holy Vespa gang, Batman! It's the Joker and his gang of henchmen, The Bad Pennies! Joker: That's right, Boy Blunder. We've come to give you and the Caped Crusader a late Christmas present. Get them, boys!5000road31Come, Robin. Let's show these fiends some holiday cheer!road3The fray is joined!4000road3Joker: This will roast your chestnuts!4000road2Holy hubcaps! The Batmobile has lost a wheel!click to continueroad3Joker: Whoops, looks like a breakdown! Too bad I stole your Bat-jack, heehee. Maybe Santa will put one in your stocking! But only if you're niiiiice!6000road2Robin: Oh yeah? Why don't you shove that right up your tailpipe!click to continuetitleNoderoad2Robin: Uh, Mr. Joker, sir? Could you call us a tow truck? Joker: Sure. You're a tow truck! Suckers! Batman: Oh, Robin....click to continuetitleNoderoad2Robin: You won't get away with this, Joker! Just wait- next time the joke will be on you! Batman: Well said, Robin. Indeed, it's he who laughs last who laghs best.click to continuetitleNode